I was watching the spider on my kitchen wall today, when I had to ask myself, “can spiders get drunk?” I decided to do some research, and found that they could. The reason that I found this out is because they’re insects. Like all insects, spiders are arthropods. Their bodies have a hard exoskeleton which means that they can’t grow or get blood into them like we can. This means that their bodies have to be full of saline to keep them working right. It’s pretty gross when you think about it. If you don’t think so, just keep reading until you cry a river of tears over a bunch of dead bugs. It is a common belief that spiders’ bodies are too small and fragile to allow them to get intoxicated by the intoxicating effects of alcohol. Do they have the ability to get drunk?   Briefly, no. While their size and body structure may appear inadequate for them to become intoxicated, there are indeed spiders which can become intoxicated – at least, in a physical sense. Spider addiction is a growing problem in the worlds of spiders and men. It has become an increasing threat to the health and well-being of arachnids, with scary consequences for those who get too close to the powerful stuff. It is getting harder to see spiders as cute little things or just innocent pests. What we think is dope turns out to be super freaky. We’ve discovered that when humans smoke spiders (smoke weed), they can get high, just like they would on a number of other drugs. What we once believed was as innocent as peas are now seen as potentially addictive as cocaine and LSD.

Can You Get A Spider High

Introduction

In medical studies, researchers administered doses of THC to a variety of spiders. They then observed the spiders’ reactions and compared them to normal spider behavior. Here’s what they learned:

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Yes, spiders can get high

Yes, spiders can get high. Some species of spider have been observed to partake in the consumption of psychoactive mushrooms, which they then use to spin webs that display psychedelic patterns. This phenomenon is known as “arachnoid intoxication.” But don’t worry: despite what you might think from watching too many cartoons, spiders don’t get addicted to drugs and can’t get the munchies either. Also not all spiders are capable of arachnoid intoxication; it only occurs in some species under certain conditions (like weather).

You can’t use cannabis to keep spiders away

Perhaps you’ve heard that spiders can’t smell cannabis, and thus won’t be attracted to your joint if it’s lit. Maybe you think that if you smoke pot, spiders will leave you alone. Well, sorry to burst your bubble but this is absolutely not true! Spiders do not like the taste or texture of marijuana; and even if they did, they can’t smell it.

The reason why people believe that cannabis may repel pests like spiders is because these creatures are often seen around smokers in an attempt to get high off their breath – but only because they’re looking for food. The most common prey for household spiders is insects; which makes sense since insects are usually attracted by light sources (like lamps) and go towards them looking for a meal.

You can get high on weed that spiders have built webs on

While you can’t get high on spider webs, you can get high by smoking weed that spiders have built webs on. According to research published in the journal Current Biology, it’s possible for some spiders to become addicted to drugs like cocaine and amphetamines. These drug-addicted spiders build webs that are similar to those used by non-addicted spiders, but the drug-addicted ones are far more symmetrical than their sober counterparts’ creations. When researchers knocked out cannabinoid receptors in these spiders’ brains (a process called “knockdown”), they found that the web patterns became less orderly and more chaotic—indicating that cannabinoids play an important role in shaping arachnid architecture. In other words: If you see a spiderweb with THC crystals hanging from its silk strands, go ahead and smoke all of it! You’ll be happy with your decision later on when your head stops spinning from all the beautiful hallucinations forever flowing through your brain right now due to this amazing discovery.”

Spiders and drugs don’t mix.

Spiders and drugs don’t mix.

In fact, it’s best to keep them as far apart as possible. Spiders can get high on drugs like cocaine and amphetamines, but they also become addicted to them. If you’re wondering whether spiders are attracted to cannabis or not, the answer is no—there’s no evidence that this is true!

Conclusion

At the end of the day, we can’t say with any certainty that spiders appreciate cannabis. But in a world where our pets seem to enjoy many of the things we do—playing fetch, running on a treadmill, watching TV—there’s no reason why spiders couldn’t also get high from smoking weed.