How To Cook Cockroaches

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Why would anyone want to eat a cockroach? It seems disgusting. Well, they are far from the cute little things in A Bug’s Life. In fact, most cockroaches are flat out disgusting!

One of my first jobs was doing this for a farmer’s market on the weekends. I had to collect around 50 pounds of roaches per weekend, but I made $250 a week so I didn’t really care. The best way to do it is from a pet shop–they are bred specifically for live food. They cost about $3-4 a piece (though the more you buy at once, the cheaper each piece becomes). It’s easy to catch them, just get some oatmeal, boil it, and let it cool. Put some oatmeal in tissue boxes and put them out. Cockroaches are attracted to decaying material, they’ll be drawn to the oatmeal and stumble into the tissue box. After you capture them (5-10 minutes of work) drop them into an airtight container with holes drilled in the lid (to give them air). Be sure to keep them in a dark place during transport unless you want your customers to see what they’re buying!

How To Cook Cockroaches

Cockroaches are an incredibly versatile ingredient in cooking. They can be used in a variety of dishes, from soups to salads—and they’re especially popular in Asian cuisine.

Here’s how to cook cockroaches:

1. First, you’ll need to catch some cockroaches. If you’re lucky enough to live near an urban setting, there should be plenty of them around! However, if you live in a rural area, you may need to travel a little further before finding a suitable supply of cockroaches.

2. Once you’ve found your cockroaches and brought them home, place them in a large bowl or pot (you may want several bowls or pots depending on how many cockroaches you have). You’ll then need to cover the bowl or pot with foil and put it somewhere dark where there aren’t too many people around—this will help keep the cockroaches calm so they don’t escape while they’re being prepared for cooking!

3. Once all your bowls or pots are covered and ready to go, remove the foil and pour boiling water over each one until it is completely submerged; this will cause the roaches inside to come out so they can Cooking cockroaches is a great way to add some variety to your diet. The nutritional value of cockroaches is high, and they’re easy to prepare. You can cook them with or without legs, depending on your preference.

Cockroach preparation is simple: just boil them in water until the shells turn light brown, then drain and serve!

If you’re feeling adventurous, try using a little bit of butter or salt for flavor!

If you’re looking for a new way to cook cockroaches, you’ve come to the right place.

First, gather your ingredients:

-1 cockroach

-1 pot (preferably one that can withstand the heat of an open flame)

-1 spoon

-1 spatula (for flipping the cockroach)

-1 fork (for eating the cooked cockroach)

To start cooking, put the cockroach in your pot and fill it with water until it reaches just below where its head would be if it were standing. Put the pot on a burner and turn on high. The water will boil quickly and will cover most of the cockroach’s body when it does so. When this happens, turn off your burner and wait for about five minutes before turning back on your burner. This allows for extra time for cooking without having to worry about burning yourself or your pot. Next, use your spoon to flip over your cockroach so that its head is in the water and its backside is exposed to air above it (or vice versa). Repeat this process two more times during cooking time until all parts of your cockroach are evenly cooked. Serve by placing into a bowl with sauce alongside

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