Lay With Dogs Get Fleas

Welcome to the internet home of Lay With Dogs Get Fleas, the unholy combination of two commonly used phrases into one. As comedy goes, it’s absurd and absurdism is where comedy comes from. Funny is funny and often hard to quantify or describe without being funny. If you want to know more about my feelings on comedy, please consult these pages: Philosophy of Comedy – Stanislavski – Abrahams and Chaplin – Identify your hero’s need – Ken Campbell – The Tragic Comic

One of my favorite jokes growing up was “Lay with dogs, get fleas.” As a kid I didn’t get the meaning of it, probably because I never understood what having sex with dogs could mean, since I had never seen one in person (I grew up in an apartment complex). Now that I’m an adult and have more experience in life, this joke still cracks me up.

Everyone knows that if you run with the dogs, you get fleas. But did you know you can also get fleas by laying with dogs? A recent study has linked cohabitation (the couple looking thing) to fleas. The fact is, if you’re layin’ with dogs, there’s a good chance they have or will get fleas and so will you.

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Lay With Dogs Get Fleas

The Lay With Dogs Get Fleas™ collection is made of a unique material that has been tested to be durable and lightweight. The material is also water-resistant, which means it can be used outdoors in the rain and snow.

Lay with dogs, get fleas.

Lay with cats, get fur.

Lay with [product name], get style and comfort!

You’ve probably heard the saying, “if you lie with dogs, you’ll get fleas.” But have you ever thought about what happens when a dog lies with a cat?

Turns out, they get something even better than fleas. They get comfort and warmth. And that’s what our products are all about—comfort and warmth. We’ve been making quality products for over 30 years, and we’re proud to say that we use only the highest-quality materials to craft our garments.

When you have dogs, you can’t help but get fleas.

The good news is that we’ve got a solution for you! Our new [product name] is made of high-quality material, and it’s designed to lay perfectly with your dog’s skin. We know how important it is to be able to sleep comfortably, especially when you’re sleeping in your bed with fleas.

So if you’re looking for a new way to keep your dog flea-free and cozy, look no further than [product name].

If you’ve got a dog and you love your dog, then you know that it’s important to take care of them. You want the absolute best for your pup, and that means giving them all the best products.

But what if you could also get something for yourself? What if there was a way to give your dog all the things they deserve, AND get yourself a treat? Well now there is!

[product name] is a unique new product made from quality materials by a company that cares about your pet’s health and happiness. If you’re looking for something new to try, or something different to give your dog this holiday season, look no further than [product name].

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PETARMOR Home Carpet Powder for Fleas and Ticks, Protect Your Home From Fleas and Deodorizes Carpets, 16 Ounce
Price : $7.58
Features :

  • LONG LASTING CONTROL: PetArmor Home & Carpet Spray kills all stages of fleas and protects against reinfestation for up to 7 months. Kills fleas, dust mites and lice.
  • PET ODOR: PetArmor Flea and Tick Home and Carpet Spray freshens and deodorizes carpets, has a clean fresh scent, and is available in a 16 oz. ounce size.
  • EFFECTIVE AGAINST PESTS: PetArmor Home Powder kills brown dog ticks, fleas, and flea eggs, flea larvae, and flea pupae.
  • PROTECT YOUR HOME: Find fleas or ticks on your pet? They are probably in your home. Fleas lay up to 50 eggs a day. PetArmor Home Carpet Power helps you in the fight against fleas and ticks.
  • PETS ARE FAMILY: PetArmor flea and tick home products help you confidently protect your furry family member from fleas and ticks at home without a visit to the vet.

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Item Dimensions
Height 3.05 Inches
Width 3.05 Inches
Length 7.13 Inches
Weight 1.09 Pounds
SENTRY Flea and Tick Shampoo for Dogs, Rid Your Dog of Fleas, and Ticks Tropical Breeze, 18 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Price : $3.99
Features :

  • USE: SENTRY Flea & Tick Shampoo for Dogs and Puppies kills fleas and ticks for up to 10 days. It kills flea eggs for 30 days to help prevent reinfestation.
  • IDEAL FOR DOGS: This rich, conditioning, non-staining formula contains flea and tick killing active ingredients including an insect growth regulator (IGR) that disturbs fleas trying to lay eggs and eggs from hatching for 30 days
  • HOW IT WORKS:  This flea and tick shampoo cleans, deodorizes and conditions your dog’s coat while protecting them from nasty pests. Best of all, they’ll smell great afterward, because of the tropical breeze scent. It’s even safe to use on puppies older than 12 weeks!
  • FLEAS: Fleas are insects that can start your pet scratching with one bite. They have exceptional jumping skills, leaping vertically up to seven inches to hop on a host to feed and lay their eggs — up to 5,000 flea eggs in a female’s lifetime.
  • TICKS: Ticks are parasites that belong to the arachnid family (like spiders and mites) and live in wooded or grassy areas where they attach themselves to pets walking by. Female ticks find hosts to feed, mate and lay eggs upon, while the males generally occupy hosts for mating purposes.

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Item Dimensions
Height 8 Inches
Width 3.3 Inches
Length 2.19 Inches
Weight 1.22 Pounds
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Price : $19.99
Features :

    Additional Info :

    Release Date 2015-05-06T00:00:00.000Z
    Vet
    Price : $9.97
    Features :

    • GENTLE PROTECTION: Vet’s Best Flea & Tick Home Spray uses certified natural ingredients to kill fleas, flea eggs, and ticks on contact.
    • PROVEN EFFECTIVE: Whether facing an active infestation or are applying for routine prevention, our spray is scientifically proven effective against pests but gentle enough to use around the whole family.
    • CERTIFIED NATURAL OILS: Each steam-distilled essential oil is selected for its potent pest-fighting properties and is 100% Certified Natural.
    • TOTAL HOME DEFENSE: Applies easily on surfaces, indoors and out, including dog bedding, crates, furniture, blankets, upholstery, carpets, outdoor surfaces, and more. Also gentle enough to be applied directly on dogs and puppies 12 weeks or older.
    • MADE IN THE USA: Our products are proudly manufactured in the USA with quality domestic and internationally sourced ingredients.

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    Color Green
    Item Dimensions
    Height 0.81 Inches
    Width 3.38 Inches
    Length 3.38 Inches
    Weight 2.42 Pounds
    Frontline Plus Flea and Tick Treatment for Dogs (Small Dog, 5-22 Pounds, 3 Doses)
    Price : $38.99
    Features :

    • Waterproof flea and tick treatment for dogs: Frontline Plus for Dogs provides waterproof, fast-acting, long-lasting flea and tick treatment and control for your dog. This product is approved for use on dogs 5-22 lbs.
    • Break the flea life cycle with frontline: Frontline flea and tick treatment for dogs kills adult fleas plus flea eggs and larvae to stop existing infestations and prevent establishment of new infestations.
    • Kills fleas and ticks: Frontline flea and tick treatment for dogs kills fleas, flea eggs, lice, and ticks. This flea and tick treatment kills ticks, including those that may transmit Lyme disease.
    • Trusted flea and tick protection for dogs: Frontline has been trusted by veterinarians for nearly 20 years. Made with 2 tough killing ingredients, fipronil and (S)-methoprene – one to kill adult fleas and ticks and the second to kill flea eggs and larvae – this fast-acting, long-lasting protection provides flea and tick control for dogs and puppies 8 weeks and older
    • Lasting flea and tick protection: Frontline’s long-lasting formula isstored in the oil glands of the pet’s skin to give non-stop flea and tick protection for a full 30 days. Frontline flea and tick treatment for dogs works non-stop for a full 30 days. A 3-dose supply lasts for 3 months.

    Additional Info :

    Color orange
    Item Dimensions
    Height 4.5 Inches
    Width 0.75 Inches
    Length 5.75 Inches
    Weight 0.8 Pounds

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