Mating Ants

Ants are always looking for an opportunity to have sex. That may explain why they’re everywhere and they come in such diverse forms. If you’ve never thought about mating ants, be thankful, because this is the time of your life you can put that memory on the shelf.

While putting together an ant farm for his grandchildren (a Christmas idea from their dad–who, as you can imagine, is also an ant lover) Frank noticed something interesting about the ants. He put some insect food on the sand and left them to take care of themselves. After a couple of days he saw that many of the ants had paired up to mate. He wondered what would happen if he kept them in an enclosed ant farm setting. He was delighted with the result.

Somewhere in the rain forest, a pair of ants are trying to cross a river. They must find another way across before heavy rains wash away the leaf that connects them to their home.

Ok, so you know the story line by now. I’m going to tell you a story about ants. But, this time the story is not about how ants are busy little workers performing amazing tasks. This time it’s about…

Ants — they’re so tiny, they’re basically self-assembling, and when you squint your eyes just right they look a little like computers! That’s right — ants are basically the ancient Greeks’ version of the computer.

Mating Ants

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