Miami Cockroaches Miami cockroaches are a problem in many homes and commercial buildings. One of the most famous creatures in South Florida is the German roach. They come in a variety of sizes, but all the same, their presence can be quite unpleasant and destructive.
Say hello to Miami Cockroaches . These cockroaches have a life span of up to 5 years and can survive up to 18 years (yes, you read that right!).
Greetings my name is Lester and I’m a cockroach. I don’t mean to shock you but hey, it’s me, Lester! I’m one of the cockroaches located in Miami, Florida if you will. Before you cringe in terror let me tell you about this great city!
The Miami cockroach is a small dark brown cockroach that has become increasingly popular due to being one of the few places left in Miami where you can buy a decent-priced home. The Miami Cockroach’s diet consists mainly of pizza. The Miami Cockroach is one of the most vicious creatures known to man, taking shelter within the cracks of palmetto trees and growing to an average length of two feet within these cracks.
Rats and roaches are disgusting pests!! I remember when I was a kid, my dad had a roach problem. We used bug bombs in the house to kill them, but the roaches kept coming back. Finally we called an exterminator company to come and do their job. They were called Miami-Exterminators.com
Miami Cockroaches
Miami Cockroaches is a new company, with a unique product and quality materials.
All of our products are designed in-house and manufactured by us, so you know you’re getting the best quality on the market.
We’re proud to announce our new line of Miami Cockroaches.
We’ve been working tirelessly for months to bring you the best cockroach on the market—and we think we’ve succeeded.
Our new product is unique because it’s made from quality material, and it’s not just a copycat of something else on the market. It’s also unique in that it’s made in Miami, so it has a unique local flavor that sets it apart from other products.
At Miami Cockroaches, we believe that you can’t be unique or new if you don’t have quality products and quality materials. That’s why we only use the highest-quality materials in our products—and it shows!
Welcome to Miami Cockroaches, the home of the world’s most unique and quality cockroach-themed products. We’re proud to be the only place you’ll find this kind of stuff, and we think you’ll love it as much as we do.
Our products are made with a special combination of quality materials that makes them beautiful and functional at the same time. It’s a rare thing, but we’ve got it down!
So what are you waiting for? Shop now!
list of Miami Cockroaches
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Release Date | 2014-12-16T00:00:00.000Z |
- Colorful design in distressed, classic vintage art style with trendy eighties and nineties old school colors. Retro style with elements of synthwave, aesthetic vaporwave and modern retrowave.
- A great, unique sunset silhouette graphic in 1980s style as perfect, original gift for birthday, christmas for boys and girls or mother’s and father’s day for mom and dad.
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
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Color | Black |
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Release Date | 2020-08-20T00:00:00-04:00 |