If A Bed Bug Was A Person

Hello, everyone. My name is Max and I am the creator of this children’s book called If A Bed Bug Was A Person . I don’t have a lot of experience, as you can probably tell by looking at the image above, but that’s not going to stop me from trying. Some people believe I’m crazy and they’re probably right. But, if crazy can help get me where I need to be then that’s what I want to be.

If A Bed Bug Was A Person

If a bed bug was a person, it would be the kind of person who sat in front of you on the subway and refused to move their legs. You’d want to ask them to take up yoga or something, but you wouldn’t feel comfortable doing so because they might be an introvert, or maybe just a quiet person with extremely long legs. Or maybe they’re just a normal-sized person who doesn’t realize how much space they take up! Either way, it’s not worth making a big deal about it; you’ll get home eventually.

Bed bugs are also like that guy on the subway in that they will hide anywhere: under mattresses, behind headboards and nightstands, in little crevices in your furniture… basically anywhere where you haven’t looked for them yet. They can survive for months without eating anything at all—and they do this by digesting their own blood supply over time.

They’re not very mobile once they’ve found somewhere safe to hide (they can’t jump or fly), so getting rid of them means finding every last hiding spot and treating those areas with insecticides or heat treatments.

If A Bed Bug Was A Person

If a bed bug was a person, it would be the most annoying person you’ve ever met.

Bed bugs are small, flat insects that feed on human blood. They’re not actually related to ticks or lice, but they look like them.

They’re usually about the size of an apple seed and reddish-brown in color. Bed bugs tend to hide in crevices during the day before coming out at night to feed on humans while they sleep.

Bed bugs can live for up to 18 months without feeding on a host, which makes them hard to get rid of once they’ve infested your home. They tend to spread quickly because they move from place-to-place by crawling or hitching rides on clothing or luggage; they don’t fly or jump! Bed bugs are also known for causing skin irritation and allergic reactions in some people who are exposed to them—and they can even transmit diseases like hepatitis C!

If you have bed bugs in your home, there are several things you can do about it: First off, make sure all your linens and clothing are washed in hot water and dried thoroughly on high heat (130 degrees Fahrenheit). Be sure to inspect seams and hems of clothing for any signs of insects before putting

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