Monster Cockroaches

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a cockroach had an extra thimble of protein and more than two legs? Monster Cockroaches!  Hah. Actually, I’ve never heard that before, but it sounds ridiculous. If you’re anything like me (which, statistically, you probably aren’t), you probably find everything about cockroaches to be awesome. Sure, they run around at night on flat surfaces rather than just flying around like even the most awkward of British people. They don’t have arms or legs either, so they must be pretty clumsy and stupid. However, when it comes to their resilient bodies, there’s really nothing out there that can compare to a cockroach.

I’m guessing (okay, I know) you’ve never heard of a monster cockroach. They live underground, until your dog or cat digs them up. Once uncovered and exposed to the outside world, they quickly grow to gargantuan proportions – enough to eat a baby deer and turtle in a single bite!

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If you’ve ever wondered just how big a cockroach could get, well I can tell you from first hand experience! They can be huge — some in excess of 20 times bigger than your typical cockroach that scurries around at night. That’s right, cockroaches the size of your cat!

Ah yes, you’ll be saying to yourself (and anyone else who will listen), “I just don’t know what the world is coming to”. You’re here because you think that monster cockroaches destroying the planet is the next big thing in ultra-natural disaster movies. Well, it isn’t. It’s a picture of a one inch long roach with a seven inch wingspan. It’s called Scaptia beyonceae, and it doesn’t eat human flesh. It feeds off blue-green algae and detritus, in fact. Now that I’ve made you feel better by assuring you that there is not some alien-like roach invading urban environments, I must then inform you that the largest cockroach on record is a whopping 10 inches long!

Monster Cockroaches

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